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Be careful. That joke could send you to troubled waters


How would you feel if someone joked about the victims of the January Boko Haram killings at Adamawa? If you were a southerner, you would have felt distraught, or sent the comedian a harshly worded email.

And so would I have.

Jokes were meant to expose the frailty of the human condition. Comedians who are not careful with their trade know they can land in murky waters if they approach a topic that irritates or angers the audience. So, they tend to stick to harmless subjects, which some psychologist has termed benign violations theory.

According to the benign violations theory, a wrongdoing can be placed in a humorous situation when it becomes harmless or okay to the listeners. According to Peter McGraw, who runs the Humor Research Lab at the University of Colorado, Boulder, two criteria that can make a wrong okay or seemingly harmless are: it should have some psychological distance from the hearers and the distance it has to the listener should be equal to the severity of the wrongdoing.

I was going through my Facebook updates recently and I saw a caricature strip of our former president, Obasanjo. The strip made you wonder what sort of children he wanted to be godfather to: intelligent children or barbaric children? The message was surreptitious. I did not like it. So would I not if that strip was also a joke. Many Nigerians would have felt insulted.

A good comedian who does not want to annoy his listeners, could take the following advice while crafting his jokes:

Let us say the subject is a Nigerian president and a violation that was committed by this president.

First, instead of a Nigerian president whom we associate with and can relate to easily, like Obasanjo, he’d have made puns on that president through his butler, or a staff of his household whom we do not know or cannot easily associate with, thereby creating that psychological distance. Point number one: a good comedian respects the distance in relationship.

Secondly, instead of a president whom we all love and want to emulate, he would have targeted his jokes on the butler or driver of a president whom we have either forgotten (e.g Shagari) or do not like and want to rubbish easily (e.g Abacha). Point number two: a good comedian respects the distance in time of his subjects.

Thirdly, instead of a president whom the public have direct information about, let it be the butler or driver of a president whom the public would prefer not have direct contact with. Point number three: a good comedian creates a distance in space in his choice of subjects.

Lastly, instead of using a topic that is real to his listeners, not to irritate their sensibilities, he would use a topic that is imaginary or hypothetical. That is the last point good comedians use to achieve their aim.

Scenario: To illustrate the lasciviousness of Abacha while in office, a good comedian could create something thus: (mind you, I’m no comedian)

Abacha’s driver: Oga, this one wey your face dey ugly like this, wetin happen?

Abacha: My brother, I have killed all my enemies and there is no one to kill again. Soyinka has run away. Saro Wiwa is dead. Tinubu has escaped. Diya…Life is boring.

Abacha’s driver: Oga, you never start at all!. You don go Afghanistan? There are beautiful babes, black babes, white babes; you can kill whenever and however. After that, you fit hang the head inside your eyeglass.

Did the joke make you laugh?


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Have you noticed how spontaneous advertising is? Would you have been enticed if they wanted you to stop and think? I doubt so.


Spend a day to watch several commercials. You’d notice that the commercials entice you with a call to action; most of them aim to draw out the spontaneous spark in you. How many commercials have you watched highlighting the pros and cons of a product? Any advertiser would be doomed if he wanted you to think, reflect and consider other competing products, before making a choice.

But that is what advertising is all about. Advertising is always designed so you have to “make” an on-the-spot decision, on the subjective value of some enticing display of graphics, sound and facial expressions, that the product was “right” for you and only that product was what you wanted. Advertisers, as some may say, depend on your acting on intuition and not on reflection.

A recent study by some scientists at Harvard, entitled spontaneous giving and calculated greed suggests that the more intuitive people are, the more cooperative they would be rather than being selfish; and vice versa if they became more reflective.

If advertisers tend to draw out the intuitive deviously, does it mean that in a sense they are factors for human cooperation?

I’ll digress a little by highlighting some of the factors that might make intuition possible.

If the time frame that you were given to make your mind about the product is very short, you’d depend on your intuition, and not your reflective aspect. The average time for an advert is about one minute thirty seconds. Advertising definitely falls into this category. An advert would be a droll if it lasted more than thirty (30) seconds. Your innate skills are also a factor for drawing out your intuitive side. If you tend to think in terms of “we” rather than “me”, then you have been hard-wired to cooperate rather than be selfish and withdraw into your greed. Advertising serves then as a buffer against greed? On the contrary. Experience has also shown that people who self-motivate themselves tend to be generally cooperative, always want to believe the good in others, than people who dwell on the negative. Finally, when we are faced with various choices on “the spur of the moment,” our reflective side is called on to act spontaneously, overshadowing the intuitive side.

Consider the above points and ask yourself: “On which does advertising hang?”

It usually hangs on the last – advertising attempts to overshadow your intuitive side and force you to make “spur of the moment” choices based on a craftily and artistically manufactured publicly consumable deliverable called adverts. It makes you to think in terms of “this” versus “that”. This is anti-intuitive and anti-cooperative. “We” versus “them” is another way of putting it. Where advertising wants to play on the “wisdom of the crowd”, the question arises: “What crowd?” A crowd or “we” that was defined by the advertiser himself.

So you better stop and think when you find yourself humming that jingle for some popular brand that you heard on the television…or whatever media.

But that is what makes advertising enticing. They have developed the art of asking you to make reflective choices (act selfishly) within the space of intuitive choices (act cooperatively). You know what – they have succeeded.

Welcome to the age of greed.


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I have been exploring opportunities for working online.


I have been exploring opportunities for working online. I have been learning new words like Get Paid To (GPT), Paid To Post (PTP) and Paid To Click (PTC). There is a whole world of opportunities to earn little amounts of money gradually and supplement your income. Note: Do not lose your day job because of online PTP, GTP or PTC jobs. They are only to supplement your income. You also have to be careful out there. I have been doing lots of research and have learned how to steer clear of doubtful sites. You too can and should. Glitches: Paypal, one of the most trusted paying methods online does not support Nigerians. This can be a challenge when you have to open a paypal account in another country and ask someone to withdraw the money for you. Trust, confidence...these are words that are difficult to explain when practical issues come up. So if you seeking PTP, GTP or PTC jobs, you need someone overseas who can withdraw or transfer your paypal currency for you. Who will it be? Trust and confidence. :) Some sites I can recommend: Pointdollars.com Pointdollars.com


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THE EXCHANGE, PRINCIPLES OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT ON PLANET EARTH.


A man and a lady are purportedly in love. The lady visits the man, cooks for him and spends the weekend with his family. After a month or two, where both persons have not seen themselves, the man did not make the effort and sacrifice to call her or go himself to her house. The lady feels cheated and betrayed.

A housewife goes to the market. She haggles with a shoe seller for some sandals. After some minutes, she pays the seller the agreed amount. He wraps the sandal on a nylon bag and puts the nylon into her basket. When she gets home, she discovers that the seller placed the wrong sandal into her basket. She is angry and feels defrauded.

A farmer works hard on his farm. He tills, waters and finally, when the planting season arrives he plants some okra seeds on his farm. Half-way to the harvesting season, he goes to the farm and finds out that the seeds are sprouting with much offshoots. He has begun counting this season's profits. When harvesting time comes, the okra plant did not produce any fruit. All his hopes are dashed to the four winds.

The three scenarios above illustrate dashed hopes and aspirations: something hoped for did not materialize, the material benefit was forthcoming but on the way was cut short or even when the material benefits arrive, it was not what one expected.

They are examples of what I have come to call the exchange principle.

I have come to appreciate the exchange as a basic principle of life; an action begetting a reaction. But the scenarios above are exchanges that turned criminal or which exchange was not completed.

Everywhere around you, you see an exchange going on. A secret to enjoying and living life to the full is to understand life's principles, not only what you were taught or have read, but what you discover yourself. One of mine is the exchange principle. It is like the “no free lunch” dirge. For everything you get in this life, wittingly or unwittingly, you have to give something back. I have never found one case where this has failed except:

Whenever there is an agreement or contract between persons, which implies an exchange, when the exchange is not completed, something criminal has taken place. Either one of the parties of the exchange stole the thing gotten, i.e was really a criminal, or one of the parties is a powerful figure such that he can subdue other parties and take something from them without giving anything back.

I have never found a case where the exchange principle has failed without a crime being committed.

If you continually take things from people without giving something back, whether agreed upon or not, then you are unknowingly committing a crime.

The issue is this: Could you really be accused of committing a crime? At what point are you guilty, or be declared innocent, even when the exchange principle is not completed?

It would take me time and lots of years of observation to answer the above questions, but one day, that issue will be solved.


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LEARNING A NEW PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE; DOES IT HAVE THE SAME ONE-TO-ONE MAPPING AS LEARNING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE?


I was reading a blog article recently, (forgotten the link), and a Manager remarked that soon most employees would have to learn reading code without even knowing how to program. It isn't a prophetic remark; I have seen that coming. I remember, years ago in secondary school, when we were taught Business courses, even if we intended taking science courses.

I was walking to the market when I overheard some conversation, in French, between two immigrants who came to work in Lagos. While English is the official language in Nigeria , where they were coming from, most probably Benin Republic or Togo, French is the official language.

Before the coming of our colonial masters, English or French were languages no one had ever heard of. Today, more than 80% of every African living in any country can speak these languages and some can write very well in it.

Professor Wole Soyinka, Nobel Laureate.

At the 60's, just when Nigeria became Independent, how many persons can boast of being able to speak The Queen's English? Mastering how to write in it was another Tale of two Cities . Today, after about three generations, Nigerians have won prizes for writing the English Language, even the highest of them all, the Noble Prize in Literature won by Wole Soyinka .

How does it work? Granted, education is at work, and so is acculturation, experience and I believe inheritance.

Would it work the same way with Programming languages?

I really didn't know if it would work the same way with programming languages. There is no one-to-one mapping between both fields, but they both serve as media for communication and soonest, I believe, there should be at least a smart phone that has as much power as a computer, if not a PC, in most homes in Nigeria. Would this have a pulling effect in making us learn programming languages as a medium of communication?

I know that it would involve much education, acculturation, experience and also, inheritance; but the basic problem is, do we take programming languages to be as important as foreign languages that they have to be learned?

I doubt so. Then, do we have to continue importing (or maybe downloading) most of the software we use, software which might not be fitted for our culture and educational needs?

Only time will tell.


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WHY I SPENT THREE THOUSAND NAIRA DOWNLOADING A LINUX OS AND NEVER REGRETTED IT


Three months after I installed a Windows 7 operating system (OS), bought from Ikeja, (the only place to buy an Operating System when you live in Lagos), I got a nasty message on my desktop: “This copy of Windows is not genuine.” Thanks to Microsoft Corporation, I was using its operating system to do so much work like surf the Net, log onto Facebook and check my email, so I owe them a duty to use a genuine Windows. But like most of you, I didn't have the money to procure a genuine Windows, and even if I had the money, I have never seen anyone who used a genuine Windows.

I didn't want to commit another crime of uninstalling and installing the OS all over again, so I allowed the message to hunt me for several days. One day, I decided to switch to Linux.

I have not been disappointed with the switch to Linux ever since. It made my conscience easier and my load lighter that, even if by using a dual-OS laptop I could claim I do not deserve a guilty conscience before Microsoft Corp., I also deserve an OS that I can understand.

Now I know why getting a Linux distro is so much difficult at Ikeja. I spent sixty hours (60 hours) downloading the 3.6Gb Fedora 17 distribution and about three thousand naira (N3, 000) for that OS. I think the money and time was worth it.

I have felt freer and even when sometimes I use the Windows 7 system to surf the Net, I do not get that nasty feeling down my nerves whenever I see that message again: “This copy of Windows is not genuine.” This time, I wonder if I was guilty as charged, or even innocent and wrongly charged.

We have much to be thankful to the open source community.


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BEEN PLAYING AROUND WITH LINUX. ENJOY MY FIRST BASH SCRIPT


I have been playing around with Linux, partly the reason why I have not posted on this blog for a long time. While playing with this script, my first bash script, I fell in love with it and decided to share it with you.

I am calling the script bells, because at the end of the script the system alerts you or calls for your attention. See the download links below.

For those who are not familiar with Linux, too bad!. Well, one day I will port it to Windows. One day!

What the script does is that when you initially call it, it asks you for the number of minutes you intend spending on your system.

I wrote it to keep a track of my computer time usage. I am sure most of you do read my other blog, the engagementink blog; the cartoon there of a similar thought-process must have been the trigger for this script. So, when you input the time in minutes, (fractions, negatives or alphabets are not allowed, only whole numbers), the system then starts a counter that begins counting the minutes until when it elapses, ringing bells to alert you.

On elapse, it then asks you if you want to exit the script or to continue running it. You'd usually continue if you intend spending more time on your system, but if not, the script exits and possibly, you have to shutdown your system and go on to do something else.

Now, what if you need to spend more time? Then, the script would ask if you want the counter to run for the same number of minutes as before, if you want to change the time duration, because you think rather than spend like thirty (30) minutes, you want just ten (10) minutes more to finish off a word processing file, it gives you the opportunity to change the duration for another run of the script.

At the end of it all, you might chose to exit, as I usually want to do after every hour.

Well, that is my first script written on a Linux system.

By the way, the script also listens for events or traps, such as when there is a call for all programs to terminate or when you decide that you do not want to wait for the initial number of minutes to expire; call of nature pending.
trap exitProg SIGINT ;
trap exitProg SIGTERM ;
trap exitProg SIGSTOP ;
If you use Linux, enjoy my first bash script.

I intend writing more; and telling you about them.

Nice weekend.

Download links:

Download bells.sh

Download update: bells-0.2.sh.

Just me solving problems and wondering why I was meant to be the poorest Lagosian on earth. :)


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HARMONIZING FEEDBURNER ACCOUNTS FOR MY BLOGS


I am harmonizing the feedburner account for my two blogs, Engagement Ink , and this one to a single account.

To those who are subscribed to this feed, please note that this is the new feed url; you should change it accordingly in your feed reader. Otherwise you have to resubscribe again to this feed so that your reader will change the feed url automatically. Again, this is the new feed url. Thanks. Happy blogging; happy reading.


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EVEN IF THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT IS TEMPTING, THE STICK LOOKS MORE STIFF THAN TEMPTING


Have you heard – that the Federal Government and the Lagos State Government are all out to clean up our roads? I was reading a piece concerning the Oshodi-Apapa Expressway and thought, waoh, this is a master stroke.

It is highly tempting we agree for our truck drivers to park on these roads because they have easy access to the ports and other destinations. The cost though of these actions can tell insidiously on businesses. So both arms of government decided recently to start tidying up the roads in Lagos.

The first act they have done is to give the truckers ultimatum to vacate those roads. These will not stop roadblocks at all but at least will go a long way in limiting the causes of go-slows, as we call it here in Lagos, and road congestion. The casual reader would ask – how long will that vacating last? Not for long. They will be back. It happens all the time. So, in her wisdom, the Federal Government decided to deal these truckers a master stroke.

SIGN AN UNDERTAKING OF GOOD BEHAVIOR

Ask them to sign an undertaking that the act will not be repeated.

Although one doubts the constitutionality of such an undertaking, but it is still legal if both parties agree to it. What it does is place a charge on committing the act of parking on those roads ‘in the future’, like a sword of Damocles. Even if the truckers think they can resume the status quo when the government turns the other eye, the threat of a charge from an undertaking is too strong to disregard. It gives the government the right to carry out punitive measures against them arbitrarily – because they have agreed to it.

Because this charge is placed ‘in the future’, the truckers for the meantime will act as if they impute these charge into the cost of their business and since every business wants to make profit, they’d rather obey the law than break it. In a country where breaking the law is the norm, it is not the norm that you can be asked to pay for breaking the law unconstitutionally.

That is the risk of an undertaking. It gives the government the right to even carry out vendetta actions on these truckers who are usually carrying goods for oil companies.

That is why I call it a master stroke.


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THIS MIGHT BE THE REAL IITA WARNING


I believe you must have read the IITA warning to Nigeria concerning the exportation of cassava. It was reported, virtually verbatim, online by many newspapers covering business news on Nigeria. In that report, the IITA station manager, Mr. Olusegun Adunoye reiterated that rather than exporting cassava, Nigeria should invest in refining it internally for production of derivatives like bread, confectioneries and pastries.

His foreboding brings up questions such as: “If Nigeria is more efficient and effective in producing cassava, why should she not be exporting it even if she builds industries for refining derivatives from cassava?” His warning makes one believe that there should be a real fear lurking behind the warning.

THE BASIS FOR ADUNOYE’S ARGUMENTS

Refining cassava internally for revenue generation and creating employment for the millions of unemployment youths is laudable. Everyone should be all out for it. Exporting and refining abroad, then importing these cassava derivatives, true, will make us pay more than we will earn because the process of refining adds value to cassava as a raw material for the production process which makes the value of equivalent imports higher than the value of exporting these cassava. No one likes spending more than he earns.

But I do not think that Adunoye realizes that we are already an import dependent country. So whether we export our cassava or not, it will never change the fact that Nigerians will still be importing refined cassava derivatives. Our exporting cassava does not depend in any way on the importation of cassava derivatives. So spending on cassava and its derivatives will always be a fact of life. Why should we not be exporting so as to earn money that can mop up the country’s reserves or prevent us from running into debt?

His warning raises lots of questions on the reader’s mind. I believe there is an underlying untold story to that warning.

THE UNTOLD STORY OR THE REAL WARNING

One of the untold stories is what some writers call the farming problem. Due to the nature of market demand for agricultural products, increasing output of these at a rapid rate might end up reducing the total revenue for the industry or farmers as a whole. This is a fact of the industry and there is nothing anyone can do about it. If our cassava is sought for abroad, we have no option but to increase output and wish these problem does not befall our farmers. On the other hand, I have come to realize that when people kick against a process that should be natural, then they are acting out of experience based on what might have happened in the past or from fear of a past event.

We have lots of experience from the past that should make IITA or Adunoye afraid of opening up the cassava industry to the prying eyes of experts from abroad (e.g biotechnology). One of them is the Oil industry. Because the country was afraid foreigners would take over Nigerian Oil, government embarked on a lame indigenization program. Yet, the major players in the industry are still multinationals and our indigenous companies are still struggling along. We can also draw an example from the fate of southern African countries. In a bid to inexorably expand output, they opened up their land to foreign investment and ended up losing it.

I think that should be the fear that might be lurking at the back of Adunoye’s head. Exporting our cassava would mean increasing output in that sector and if the demand is very high, we might have to depend on science and technology for improved and mechanized farming methods, including investment from abroad. Nigerians are not adept in biotechnology but western companies or multinationals are. Opening up the cassava industry to them might result in our going the way of the oil industry or of Southern African countries who are forced to go on GM (genetically modified) foods and food aids.

That might be the real fear behind Adunoye’s warning.


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NAFDAC MIGHT HAVE EARNED ROUND ONE BUT THE FIGHT MIGHT NOT EVEN END.


The consistent and dogged bad press through the public awareness efforts of the National Agency for Food Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) is paying off. Drug counterfeiters have risen their hands in defeat and moved to the rural areas. Fine and good, but unfortunately, this is just round one. Remember that the dynamics of the urban and rural areas are of two opposite divides.

HARD WON FIGHT

What would one expect with the likes of Dr. Akunyili standing behind NAFDAC for many years before she left? NAFDAC’s consistent campaign has clothed drug counterfeiting and buying of fake drugs with such bad press that people have started opting for legal, over-the-counter drugs and this movement to rural areas is not only because the people are acting positively to NAFDAC’s efforts, these campaigns have also made the cost of selling fake drugs higher than recognized drugs. NAFDAC has achieved a laudable success over the years. Yet, one should realize that by moving to the rural areas, these drug counterfeiters can still come back to the cities because at the cities you can find people who are more receptive to NAFDAC’s message than at the rural areas because they are more enlightened, educated and have access to better health facilities and information.

These factors could weaken NAFDAC’s fight as she shifts the fight to the rural areas.

SUPERSTITION AND FEAR VS EDUCATION AND ENLIGHTENMENT

images like this are the stuff rural areas feed upon. Credit: Wikimedia Commons

Two factors might work against NAFDAC if she thinks she can fight with the same way as she has won at the rural areas.

One of them is that the rural areas are less educated than the urban areas and they still are the custodians of our traditions and customs which traditions and customs will always be against western education and enlightenment. NAFDAC will be spreading its message to a whole new set of ears who do not understand cityspeak.

Another mitigating factor is that whereas there is a standard to how one can broadcast and deliver messages to educated people as a body, there is no known documented and workable way in which NAFDAC can deliver its messages to the rural areas as one body. Each village or clan have accepted customs and traditions that one should say unfortunately is laden with superstitions that were created by the support and encouragement of herbal doctors. These are to the benefit of fake drug sellers who promise all sorts of cure for even a simple drug as paracetamol. The dynamics of the rural areas makes her work harder.

Only time will tell how the fight will end, but surely, if they are not defeated, these drug counterfeiters will bid their time to return to the cities when NAFDAC loses steam or loses sense of direction. On these latter, I can place my bets.
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NOTABLE EXPOSITIONS AND FAIRS IN JUNE


These three expositions and fairs are important for small businesses. If you are interested in attending all or any, mark them on your calendar.

Turkish Products Exhibition in Nigeria.

The first Turkish products exhibition and fair, in collaboration with the Istanbul Chamber of Commerce, will be taking place in June between the 12th and 14th. The venue will be the Eko Hotel Exhibition Center, Victoria Island, Lagos.

The entrance is free and open to all members of the public.

For enquiries, contact Lekan Ayotebi, or Akin Adesodin on 08023010894, 08023183880. Or email: billoptionslimited@yahoo.com.

Cards, ATM and Mobile Exposition.

Although the first of its kind as Nigerians await the complete and full implementation of the planned cashless economy, this is the 12th International Exhibition of the Cards, ATM and Mobile Exposition, and it will be holding between 12th to 14th of June, 2012. Expect to see new products and offerings that are geared towards the cashless economy at the exhibition ground. The venue is the Civic Center, Ozumba Mbadiwe Street, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Entrance is free to all members of the public. There will be free buses to attendees from specific points in Lagos. Check the website below for bus locations.

Website: www.cardexpoafrica.com. Facebook page: www.facebook.com/cardexpoafrica

Contact: ann@intermarc_ng.com, 08023243412.

International Furniture, Home Textile, Home supplies and Houseware Fair.

For small businesses who import or deal in these products, pay a visit to this fair which will be holding between the 27th and 30th of June, 2012 at the Federal Palace Hotel, Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Entrance is free to all members of the public.

Contact: 01 – 8160198.


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IS NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA BECOMING CANONICAL?


While reading some news articles I have noticed that some writers have taken to replacing the names of the Minister of Finance, Ngozi OKonjo-Iweala, with the abbreviations, NOI. The uniqueness of this practice is that it is not usually done for every public figure, but for those who have created a niche or mark for themselves in ways the media is unable to unravel?

SOME EXAMPLES

I believe you all know what the abbreviations IBB and OBJ stands for in this country? Those two are also canonical. The same as Zik, Pa Awo etc. Read my lips, I am not saying NOI has risen to the stature or maturity, but the future is often written with little snippets of a careless ink here or there, or maybe not some careless ink, but some telling psychological nuances and bends in writings.

RECORDS ANY?

Although she lost the fight for the top seat of the World Bank to Jim Yong Kim, she lost honorably. If you are used to reading the stats, you should realize that Nigeria has been making some gains in the economic front, especially when it comes to an area that our importers are very sensitive to, the exchange rate, although the unemployment rate is very disappointing.

I wonder if that abbreviation will continue for a long time? If it does, then she will have become canonical, or an establishment in the likes of IBB, OBJ, Dangote etc. Only history can tell.


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SOMETIMES ONE BELIEVES OUR PUBLIC OFFICIALS SHOULD BE TAKING COURSES IN PUBLIC SPEAKING AND COMMUNICATION


Sometimes, when you read the speeches of our public officials, you wish they should be taking courses or lectures in public speaking and communication. While reading some articles on the online edition of The Daily Times of Nigeria, I thought the words of Folorunso Oginni, the Chairman of The Petroleum and Natural Gas Senior Staff Association of Nigeria (PENGASSAN), does not augur well for millions of Nigerians who desire to portray a positive image of the country.

Words coated with much innuendos.

A snippet: “Nigeria has not recorded much investment in the oil sector because there is no law governing operations of the country’s petroleum industry.” In other words, what he means is that, if there is a law governing operations of the country’s petroleum industry, then Nigeria will record much investment in the oil sector.

Some of the consequences of those words are that: The operations of the country’s petroleum industry are carried out within an illegal framework. An illegal framework signifies lawlessness and with lawlessness, the Government would be raising dust because power has been taken from her.

What he must have meant.

No one likes to be a foreteller but I believe I understand what he wanted to say. What Folorunso Oginni must have meant is that the laws in force in the Oil industry possess so many loopholes that it encourages illegality which would scare foreign investors. Therefore, what he needs or wants are reforms of those laws.

Do failing oil companies cause crime?

The second snippet: “Most of the oil servicing companies we have here are not working and because they are not working, they have laid off their staff and this has increased the crime rate in the country.” Even though the casual reader would be interested in issues such as this, why are those companies not working? Is it because they cannot compete or they cannot break even? Also, do they need subsidies from the Government to survive or do we allow them to die? What are the consequences? Let’s stick to what I didn’t like about those statements.

Folorunso is insinuating here, and distastefully, that when workers are laid off from work, the only option left is to take to crime. I am unemployed for several years, but criminality has never been considered as an option for a source of revenue. Has it been for you? It tends to breach the limits of taste and careful speech.

What he does not realize.

Folorunso Oginni should realize, as I must believe he does, that although the unemployment rate in the country is very high (about 23%) but there are so many law abiding Nigerians walking the streets. That even if indigenous companies in the country cannot compete in the industry, the system has a way of absorbing these staff that have been laid off into other industries. Point of correction!


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